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With appologies. This web site is an april first launch announcement, hampered by a crastinator who tried to go pro on a deadline...

Time constraints have limited the production to a simple site,  but we hope you at least had a chuckle.  Bonus points if you found the Homer Simpson reference. 

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We appologise, but due to the popularity of our april first promotion, we have had to take down our ordering system. 

Preorders have already outstripped supply, and the system will come back online once our production capacity has been increased with new facilities being built in Ardlethan and Bourke.

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Our system comprises four small form factor gravitational wave generators which fit the wheel hubs of your vehicle.

They harness the kinetic energy of the existing drive train to create both verticle lift, and horizontal thrust.

Our patented longarm steering system connects to the existing steering of your vehicle using our unique peanut rack assembly. This then alters the directional orientation of the horizontal thrust,  allowing you to steer the vehicle while in a moving hover. This has the additional advantage of allowing stationary rotation as well as unconventional sideways movement,  making parking a breeze! All through the magic of the Longarm system's rack and peanut mechanism. 

As the gravitational wave generators are directly linked to your vehicle's existing systems, and reliant on the rotational speed of the existing drive train,  the speed of the vehicle after conversion will be reliant on the power of the vehicle in it's original form. This means if you have a high performance vehicle,  that performance you love will be maintained after conversion! 

As the wheels no longer hit the road, so to speak, our kits also include a GPS speed monitoring system to replace your old speedometer. Also,  as there are no tires,  sadly our products are not suitable for installation in vehicles used for burnouts.